Introducing…. SPIZZ SPASM – YOUR BLOODTYPE OF THE MONTH

 

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This fun and frisky drummer isn’t ready to settle down yet!

A mainstay of the Portland punk scene since he moved there 15 years ago, ash-blond Spizz Spasm shows no signs of slowing down. You wouldn’t know it to look at the shy and sexy Spizz, but the Iowa native says he is “always on the prowl for a new adventure”. So when the opportunity to join everyone’s favorite all wave punk band THE BLOODTYPES came along, he jumped. “My arousal was piqued.” So was ours!

Don’t doubt this Bloodtypes’ stamina, ladies. He’s got what it takes to rock you all night long. “I love everything about being on the road,” he says, “even the hard parts.” Grr.

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AMBITIONS

To feed my dachshund after waking up from a nap.

MY IDEAL NIGHT OUT

A full body massage from Gallagher.

MY WEAK SPOT

My elbow.

SEXIEST CITY

Des Moines. Or Rochester, New York.

MY IDEAL MEAL

Unlimited movie theater popcorn.

TURN-ONS

Coffee.

TURN-OFFS

White wine.

MAYBE YOU SAW ME IN…

Every 80s James Bond movie.

YOU PROBABLY GUESSED…

I trim my fingernails every other day.

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